deliverusfromsburb:

It struck me as kind of weird that Roxy has to learn her Void powers when the others seemed to unlock them right away, but I think I understand now

John started developing his powers early, probably because he was an Heir. Even so, he had Vriska (and at a few points WV)…

amerasian-rhapsody:

Look I made a thing.

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

heinoushellajeff:

the next time anyone asks me why i hate the tumblr community im just gonna show them this post

jjswag21:

Congratulations, you broke physics.

autosuficiencia:

In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.

that means “bring to me an onion”..

Awwwww I’m doing fine now love!
(=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

malkatz:

tomatograffiti:

vulturer:

the best one though

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

talkliterarysymbolismtome:

#woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive actually #I am really proud #I feel my manliness being pierced with a spear of emotion #and he looks great with the early morning sun behind him #I mean what #what is this #something in me is stirring #i don’t #this doesn’t #I can’t be thinking this #why am I thinking this #hang on #am i #gAY

That awesome moment when Disney technically made a bisexual character.